WHAT IS IRON TANK PLANNING?

Maci Gian

I recently reached out to Iron Tank’s scientist, Ms. Isle, in regards to what the team planning to make in the future. Iron Tank, like so many other teams in the Super League, invest a lot of their money into giving their players the best training they can. From Supa Strikas’ motion-detecting field robots to Hydra’s underwater training equipment, plenty of coaches want to push their team to their fullest potential.

So that’s why I felt the need to send a polite, formal, roughly 4000-word long email to Ms. Isle on whether or not Colonel Von Push Up was thinking of possibly, maybe, even a sliver of a chance, making any sort of tracking system (yes I’m still worried about being hunted down) ((yes, maybe I’ve been staying down-low the last few weeks because I’m worried that one Iron Tank guy might be trying to find me)) and here’s the response I got:

What am I supposed to do with an answer like this?! How am I supposed to react?! I’m certainly not relieved! But I’m not satisfied either! I feel like I have more questions than before!

Maybe I just need to stay away from the Fortress for the time being. I can’t stay away from Iron Tank forever though, they still got that upcoming game against Colossus.