F.I.T. UPDATES AND WEATHER WARNING!

Maci Gian

To anyone who’s planning on watching Orion’s game against Nakama, be warned that there’s a huge chance a severe storm might happen that day! Sonny Haelström predicts heavy rain, strong winds, along with thunder and lighting. Neither of the teams want to postpone, but multiple figures at the Board fear it may be necessary for everyone’s safety. On the slim chance it doesn’t, please be sure to pack accordingly!

Meanwhile, after thorough inspection over the past few weeks, the owners of the F.I.T. have happily announced that their institute is safe and open for the public again!

What caused the constant power outages and finicky lights, you might be asking? Apparently, Miss Isle’s latest contraption—a huge super computer—was so big it was completely sapping the energy out of the entire building. When staff and agents found it, they were horrified yet impressed at the: “Hundreds of wires all around the room, over 20 filled power strips, and several servers stacked on top of each other.” All within the Iron Tank’s Scientist’s room.

When told to unplug some of her tech, she refused, stating everything she had was “Completely necessary”, and she didn’t want to “Risk ruining all of her hard work.”, but after enough convincing, she begrudgingly cooperated.

“Pah, is not my fault zey are underprepared.” Miss Isle had told reporters who had caught her in the midst of moving her belongings into one of Colonel Von Pushup’s trucks, “Zey said zey had many generators! Plenty of outlets! Enough power! Should have been able to handle my vork.”

Journalists were curious what pushed Miss Isle to cooperate, to which she replied: “Brought up good point: If ze power goes out und my vork gets destroyed? It vould be my own fault, und zey vould not help me.”

She was also asked what specifically she was working on that required such a powerful computer, and if we would see it in use during a game one day, but she refused to answer.