SKARRA ALLEGEDLY THREATENS DON ALDO
Maci Gian
Tensions in the Super League are high! The unsatisfying ending between Colossus and Iron Tank, the upcoming match between Technicali and Supa Strikas, Orion VS Nakama lurking from afar, and now, Invincible United seems to fanning the flames by allegedly threatening Palmentieri’s star player!
Their game might be some weeks away, but it seems Skarra’s scorching desire to win and pummel through his opponents is burning as strong as ever.
Supposedly, when a journalist at the Vice asked Invincible United’s captain if he was prepared to take on the Samba king, Skarra claimed he was: ‘Going to kick Don Aldo as hard as humanly possible.
Palmentieri fans were quick to criticize not just Skarra—but his coach—for making such a threat, and demanded the Disciplinary Board to send multiple agents to the game to prevent anyone from getting hurt. Futbol 360 had approached Vince for his thoughts on the captain’s comment, to which he stated that Skarra was simply ‘engaging in friendly banter’ and he wanted to ‘create hype for their upcoming game’. Skarra, on the other hand, had this to say:
“I dunno why everyone’s saying ’allegedly’. I said what I said and I meant it.”
When asked what motivated him to make such a threat in the first place, he scoffed.
“Okay, look, I’m sure all his stupid little fans out there love to watch that bozo prance around, and think his mediocre dance must be soooooo charming, but when you’re the guy that has to play against him? It’s the worst.”
Despite how ’silly’ Don Aldo’s Samba Style might seem out on the field, it’s infamous among fellow players for how deceptively playful it appears. With just a few rhythmic steps, he’s able to slip the ball past defenders with ease and thread through strikers while completely captivating them.
“I’m tellin’ ya, if I go out on that field and stupid Don runs over and starts busting it down in front of me, I’m kicking his shin in.” Skarra said to Futbol 360.
Reporters turned to the rest of Invincible United to ask for their thoughts on the matter; if they believed Skarra would truly pull through with this threat, or if it was just a ploy to rile up the fans.
“Oh no, yeah, he’s definitely gonna do it.” Automatic said.
“Skarra doesn’t back down from a threat. Ever.” Snake added in.
Automatic went on, “Heck, even when our coach yells at ‘em not to do it, he’ll hold back for maybe five minutes before he gets fed up and kicks the other guy.”
The two players were then asked if they also thought negatively of Don Aldo.
Automatic took a moment to think to himself before he said, “I mean, he’s kind of annoying and smug…”
“Don’t really know if that makes the dude ’shin-kick’ levels of annoying, though.” Snake shrugged, “But Skarra’s definitely gonna be kicking him.”
Don Aldo had been asked for his thoughts on this.
“What did I even do?”
