NAME:

Rocky George

TEAM:

Technicali

JERSEY #:

5

POSITION:

Striker

Q&A:

Weirdly specific question incoming, but most of your teammates have rather repetitive names… John J. Johnson Jr. , Thaddeus Tharrington the III, Marcus Mason Magnus Martinez, yet your name is so different. When exactly did you join the team?

Oh, yeah, that. I dunno how Toni even found people with names like that, but I joined roughly bout the same time as Chuck. Then John J. Johnson Jr. came along, then Thaddeus, then Kyle, and I started to pick up on all the weird names and was goin’: “Wait a minute…”

Could’ve just been a random coincidence he picked ‘em, or maybe something about the same first letter being everywhere helped him remember the names better, who knows.

Is there any sort of bad habit you’re trying to break?

Pah, it’s not a constant problem, but sometimes I leave my stuff behind in the locker room, my phone and all that crap, so I gotta get outta the house, go back to the stadium, and fish it out. I only realize it’s missing at like, midnight. I’m just glad Chuck’s at the stadium that late cause he’s able to let me back in.

How is it playing in that uniform?

Next question.

How do you feel about your coach’s crazy inventions? They’re quite infamous among other Super League teams!

Yeah, yeah, well you know what, at least he’s actually making the stuff himself! Hate him as much as you want, at least he’s actually doing something. You got those rich schmuck ’coaches’ who are just slippin’ wads of cash under the table to get ‘em to do the dirty work for them!

Are there any inventions Toni made that you personally like?

Huh? Hm, I dunno if I’m allowed to share this since he hasn’t made anything ’official’ with it yet, but nanotechnology. It’s a big work in progress, but I’ve always thought it was super sick, and something I dabble in myself. Extremely tiny robots that could help enhance your skills? That’s cool! Sometimes the old geezer will let me help him with that stuff.

How do you prepare for a game?

I know Chuck wants us training out in the field and stuff, but honestly, I prefer the simulation we have inside. We can go against robots, change the intensity, Marcus even found a way to add a 'laser tag' mode, ha! Only reason we don't use it as often is cause the robots constantly malfunction.

And what do you do after a game?

Love me a good bar. Thaddeus 'n Benedict 'n I love to hit the arcade bar close to our stadium. I like the shooter games, Benedict likes the platformers, and Thaddeus unfortunately likes the dancing games... Double unfortunately, he's stupid good at it.